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Making restitution for my Vista post

On April fools day I had noticed many people on Twitter were saying how they hated news stores and blog posts that were blatantly fabricated in a vein attempt to be funny. As I never like to irritate people, especially with fake blog entries, I tried my hand at posting a fake blog entry review of Windows Vista. Dave Wares and Sharon in Singapore saw right through me, but I did get one serious post!

Anyway to make amends and restitution for that post that made me feel downright ill after reading, I thought I’d post a screenshot and a brief summary of the only remaining Windows version and machine that I do actually still use: Windows 2000 Professional in a virtual machine on my MacBook Pro!

Windows 2000 Professional with SP4 and RU1 in a VMware Fusion virtual machine on OS X Leopard

Unfortunately as resilient as the Wine compatibility layer is becoming, there are some Windows applications that just don’t like being run on anything other than Windows. Surprisinly a lot of this stuff I get comes from my uni (argh), sometimes they’re small utilities that only run on Windows… and then there’s Solitaire.

The advantage of running Windows 2000 instead of XP (or heaven forbid the Vista trainwreck!) in a virtual machine is that you can reserve a tiny sliver of RAM for it and only 1 CPU core and it will still perform very, very well. This is especially useful when you’re on a laptop: running XP or Vista alongside Mac OS X on battery power is not very fun or pratical!

Another consideration with Windows that makes 2000 useful is the commonly known fact that Windows installations degrade in performance over time to the point where it’s just better to reformat your machine and reinstall Windows. With a Windows 2000 virtual machine file, the entire operating system is contained in a disk image thats only a few hundred megabytes. Compared to 1 or 2 gigabytes for Windows XP or the ridiculously bloated size of a Windows Vista install, it means it’s a cinch to backup a fresh install of 2000 and restore it whenever you want.

Windows2000-tan and Firefox-tan, how super duper kawaii!
Even Windows2000-tan admits Firefox-tan is better!

As someone who grew up using various flavours of Windows from 3.x to XP before I made the final switch to Mac OS X, FreeBSD and Linux, I say without reserve that the Windows 2000 interface is still the best that Microsoft came up with. Luna on Windows XP looked childish and the Vista interface can cause serious eye damage for a laundry list of reasons.

And the final reason why Windows 2000 is more bearable than XP or Vista? No product activation! That’s right, as a legitimate licence holder I’m not treated like a criminal every time I have to restore an image! It’s so refreshing!

In my next post I’ll be listing some of the software I use to make Windows 2000 more bearable and feel more like a real OS, such virtual desktops, snapping windows, SSH clients and whatnot, if you’re forced to use a flavour of Windows at some point.

Dodgy Windows virus scanner on FreeBSD!

For some reason this evening while searching for information about how to grate cheese using only rubber bands MacGyver style (or maybe while I was searching for SQlite information for Ruby, I don’t remember) a random message box popped up:

Your Windows installation could be infected with viruses!

Given I’m on FreeBSD (they didn’t even check whether their victim was running Windows?!), just for a laugh I decided to click OK and see what they showed!

Really dodgy fake Windows virus scanner

I was expecting the usual silly looking website with affiliate links for piles of overpriced and unnecessary security software, but instead a new fake web software screen appeared, complete with animated progress bars and an evolving list of "infections" that the "software" had "detected". When it was done another fake message appeared which linked to an executable file to download, presumably containing spyware or a virus. Taking a look at the source on the page itself, each button triggered the same JavaScript download function.

ASIDE: The JavaScript code took up more space than any of the HTML. I’ve never seen that before, quite eye opening. Scams like this need more 1337 programming skills than I thought. And all the more reason to disable JavaScript except for trusted sites!

I must say, despite the fact the Windows logo is different in four different places and the grammar is terrible, the animations and fake scan results are pretty well done. For most savvy and intermediate computer users the flaws would be pretty obvious and they’d probably laugh them off, but the scary thing is I’m sure there are plenty of people who would find this whole shameless charade convincing. Just like all these hoaxes, they seem to target this group; heck if they can net one person out of a few thousand, the whole exercise has been… how does Richard Quest put it… profitable.

Malware distributor, I stick my tongue out at thee!
Malware distributor, I stick my tongue out at thee!

For what it’s worth though, and on the bright side, it was really hilarious seeing this whole thing act itself out… in KDE on a FreeBSD machine where the windows look completely different, the colours don’t match, the fonts aren’t even the same and the .exe file it tried to download to the machine wouldn’t have been able to run itself even if it did make it to the hard drive to start off with!

Sorry guys, there’s no Microsoft Windows code to exploit on this machine!

Weird CNET network links

CNET News.com

If you read CNET’s News.com you may have seen they’ve added a separate news bar along the top of all their pages that link to their partner networks. In particular they give TechRepublic a lot of coverage, which I guess targets similar people.

Some of the headlines and their corresponding articles though I think have been funny :):

Windows Services That Can Be Disabled
One of the most effective ways to secure a Windows XP workstation is to turn off unnecessary services.

I know an even more effective and bulletproof way to secure a Windows XP workstation… uninstall Windows!

Apple’s new keyboards stink
As you can see, I don’t have much good to say about the new keyboards. Just about everything with them is bad. Apple is putting form over function with the new design and for something as critical as a keyboard, it’s a grave error.

I’ve been using one for two weeks now, and it’s been a real pleasure to use. I don’t know if the reviewers have been throwing dead fish on theirs which would make them stink ;).

Alien Vs. Predator 2 invades FilmSpot
The intergalactic battle continues in a sleepy Colorado town. The Aliens inhabit a small town and the predators arrive to sanitize anything that can come in contact with them.

Argh I can’t stand movies that are lifted from computer games, and the first AVP movie was the worst of the lot!

How to disable 10 annoying Word features
f you’ve gotten more than your share of support calls from users trying to wrestle Word into submission (or pulled out your own hair on a few occasions), this list will help you quickly cut Word down to size.

That’s nothing, I know how to disable ALL of Microsoft Word’s features… uninstall it and install KOffice or OpenOffice.org!

Vista DRM: wrong, wrong, wrong

Headline is half right. Vista itself is just wrong ;)

Kicking the Microsoft addiction step by step

Being a (generally) open source advocate and user I shudder when people say that they can’t kick their Microsoft addiction (Windows, Office, SQL Server, Phua Chu Kang Pte Ltd) because either they’re so dependent on it and have developed infrastructure that can’t easily be replaced with alternatives, or they’re just so accustomed to Microsoft stuff they can’t see themselves changing.

The truth is you don’t need to ditch everything Microsoft you use in one go, it can be a gradual processes. Just like an addiction to illicit drugs or tobacco the best way to kick the habit is through a gradual transition process… my German uncle quit cold turkey but most of us don’t have the ability!

Step One

If you’re in a sinking ship you don’t bother re-painting the staterooms! This means you should stop adopting even more Microsoft products. Don’t upgrade your expensive software to the latest versions (Windows, Office, SQL Server, Phua Chu Kang Pte Ltd) which inevitably will deepen your dependence on Microsoft.

Step Two

Develop some form of roadmap that you want to follow, not what Microsoft wants you to. Your software should adapt to what you want to do, not the other way around.

Step Three

Start using alternative programmes where it’s feasible or appropriate. Use Mozilla Firefox instead of Internet Explorer, OpenOffice.org instead of Microsoft Office and so forth.

Understandably, if you don’t want to take the plunge of installing new software that you’re not used to on your production machines, consider trying out a memory key toolkit that has open source software on it: this way you can try the software before you commit to it.

Step Four

When you’re comfortable using alternative open source programmes, you’ll realise that Windows is not actually necessary any more! Take a look at some of the very polished alternative operating systems such as Ubuntu Linux or PC-BSD! Again take it slowly and try before you buy, so to speak.

For programmes you must run such as Adobe Photoshop, there’s always Mac ^^. Although they can be just as expensive as Microsoft products, and aren’t entirely open source, it’s still a good platform and much more trustworthy.

Step Five

Take a nice long holiday with the money you’ve saved from paying expensive Microsoft taxes, and with the reassurance you’ve gained from the improved reliability and quality of the software your business is using. And send a check for 10,000 Singapore Dollars to Ruben Schade. Hey, it can’t hurt right?