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The super wicked evil 666 post!

It’s come time once again to pay tribute to yet another useless Rubenerd Blog milestone, the posting of the wicked, super evil 666th post!

Of course if you were reading this weblog almost one year ago to this day (how very eerie), you would have seen that I already celebrated what I thought at the time to be the publishing of the 666th post with this very silly graphic from Elfen Lied, one of the scariest anime series’ I’d ever seen. Come to think of it I never finished watching it for that very reason.

Don't look now!

Anyway I realised in another useless Rubenerd Blog milestone post in November last year that WordPress assigns values to all uploaded media not just weblog entries, meaning that the initial 666th post celebration wasn’t actually the 666th post.

So unlike that impostor post, this one is actually the 666th Rubenerd Blog post… even though the internal post ID is 1064. Have I confused you yet?

Accumulated holiday spam fun

It’s amazing how much work, studies and other assorted whatnot accumulates when you disconnect yourself from the internets [sic].

Case in point: silly, unauthorised, supposed erection assisting or lottery winning, mismatched, bulk emails! When I returned from my family’s trip to Sydney for mummy’s funeral, this was the screen I was welcomed with:

Screenshot of spam! Argh!

The problem is, I used to be able to just hit the Clear button with Akismet, but lately it’s been generating so many false positives I have to comb through the pages to make sure legitimate comments haven’t been filtered out by accident. Of course I usually check comments every day so combing through a few dozen is no problem, but letting it accumulate like this is a real nightmare!

So just to let people know, if you’ve posted a comment and it hasn’t been approved yet, you can understand why it might take a while.

So much spam... so little time...
So much spam… so little time…
I can’t stand dry posts with just text you see!

I used to be under the impression that spambots just posted to everything they could get their hands on, but it seems they’re drawn to certain articles. Some of them clearly don’t make sense, especially the ones which attempt to hijack articles where I’ve talked about spam!

So just for interest’s sake (hope Mr. Interest is okay with me using him in this example) here are a microscopic selection of posts which seem to attract the most spam messages, with the titles copied verbatim.

20 Years Old Tomorrow
kidney disease symptons, manta equador, in karaoke odessa show tx, the villege, hollins univeristy, on line poker 7stud lo… uncertain Edmonton magic Bendix.regime aeronautic …
Credit Spam!
patin couffin, glamis dunes, lenguaje iconico, amalia carrara, joyland amusment park, making mirror telescope, dance robot, atv honda lowest motorcycle price, train calling all angels lyric, auto design nation shield usa, ach florida payment processing, xm satellite radio rating, bank cd mutual rate washington, bank cd mutual rate washington, conferencing phone service, dj hawaii wedding, addiction recovery trauma, adipex diet effects pill side, caroline beil, people doing stupid stuff, people doing stupid stuff, 3d home architect home design deluxe, book exodus moses, battery computer laptop notebook portable, cheap cheapest computer laptop notebook, goodnites pull ups, aol jason whitlock
Review of Cranky Geeks 081
Having a good credit history is crucial for anyone desiring a credit. Your credit history is based on credit reports that are meant to provide information on the borrower’s reliability. I have good credit history and I was approved for a great credit card offer at…


Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam…

That’s one thing I guess spam will always be: entertainment delivered right to my comments pages!

Kmahjongg and gingerbread at 0206am

He shoots…

Down to my last 2 tiles in Kmahjongg!

He scores!

Kmahjongg: You have won!

Don’t you love insomnia?

If you want to get yourself KMahjongg from the KDE project and you’re running FreeBSD or NetBSD, update your ports tree or pkgsrc and make install clean in the kdegames3 subdirectory in the… wait for it… games directory.

If you installed the entire KDE system from scratch, or if you’re running PC-BSD, Kubuntu or another such system with KDE pre-installed, you’ve already got it in your Games KDE menu folder! Just don’t expect to get any work done with this game and any of the others that install along with it!

And now I’m off to bed. Just read on Twitter that Dave Wares is sitting at Costa Coffee having a Gingerbread latte and a biscotti. I’ll be having food related dreams again tonight. Is that normal? Ah but we all know how I hate to be normal right?

Oh and the desktop background on my FreeBSD desktop machine is Nodoka (the one on the far left, one of my favourite anime/manga characters!) and friends from Negima; I like having festive backgrounds at this time of the year you see :).

Nodoka and friends from Negima festive wallpaper

Moving over to Segment Publishing!

Today it’s official, I’m moving over all my internet paraphernalia to Segment Publishing, a web hosting company in my birth city of Sydney in Australia!

Segment Publishing

Unlike every other web host I’ve done business with in the past, Segpub give you full SSH access to your home account, secure FTP, they give you your own unique IP address, their logo is a kawaii face… how could I refuse? But probably the two most striking features that drew me to them was the fact they run FreeBSD which just thrills my socks off, and… they’re not Servage. That last point in particular was very important.

Servage… didn’t

If you’re one to revel in Schadenfreude you would have loved reading my woes with my current web host over this last year, especially my latest experience with my MySQL tables being down for a whopping 4 days!

I figured that disaster plus the 2 cumulative days in total from the rest of the year (a conservative estimate, I’m sure it was more) puts the total uptime for 2007 for the Rubenerd Show and Rubenerd Blog to 98.63%, a far cry from their stated 99.98%. That said in either case I wouldn’t have minded so much had they either given me some form of warning or maybe even a discount for the times they weren’t able to provide service for the reason of the month.

Their "intermittently reliable" physical service is a shame because their technical support system is excellent. Support tickets I submitted never took more than a day to answer, and they always seemed happy to elaborate and explain points further when I replied asking for clarification.

Ironically the day I registered with Segpub on the 07th, Servage upgraded the design of their site and added new features. Go figure.

The move is on!

Lots and Lots of Boxes!

So by the end of this week this whole mess of a site will be lifted up and moved over to Segpub. I’m taking the opportunity to clean out my public_html folder while I’m at it. There are so many orphaned files and old Perl scripts from previous projects that are all just begging to be spring cleaned.

1000 Rubenerd musings!

I was confused for a long time about how WordPress organises posts and other media, so when I saw that one of my posts had been assigned the number 666 I assumed it meant I had typed up 666 weblog posts. As it turns out WordPress assigns all the media you upload a unique number, so in actual fact I had typed far less than I thought.

With that said, WordPress has assigned this particular entry an ID number of 1000! Yay! Does it mean anything? No! Am I excited? Yes! Why? Because 1000 is a big number!

So here’s to 1000 Rubenerd Blog… items… or whatever the heck they are. 1000 somethings!

Do What Haruhi Says

Amazon MP3 doesn’t work outside the US

Haruhi Suzumiya is pissed off, and so am I

It was another one of those "I knew it wouldn’t work but I was hoping it would" kind of situations. Amazon has released a MP3 download service that has no Digital Restrictions Management (DRM) tacked on and unlike all the other so called "iTunes killers" it is a pleasure to use.

Amazon doesnt care about the rest of the world

And surprise surprise you need an American postal address before you can finish the transaction! Yay!

Seriously can music companies really be angry over illegal downloads if they don’t care about their customers overseas? The local Singaporean music association has their painfully embarrassing “Be HIP” campaign which does nothing to create new methods of distribution which clearly people want and would use, then blames us. Pure genius.

HIP

Mikuru, Fluxbox with ROX-Filer on FreeBSD

In my continuing saga to find the perfect FreeBSD desktop, I decided to set aside the fully fledged desktop environments (KDE, Gnome and Xfce) that I’ve reviewed so far and instead focus on one of the most lightweight window managers: Fluxbox. I figured if I could get it to work, and liked using it, I could adapt it to fit on my boss’s ThinkPad which can only just run IceWM or Windows 98 as it is ;).

Here’s my basic Fluxbox desktop running on FreeBSD on my MacBook Pro with Mozilla Firefox and Xterm with custom colours:

Fluxbox on FreeBSD

As you can see, it’s very lightweight. On a machine like this it loads faster than you can lift your finger off the return key when you type startx to launch it, it’s wild!

Unlike the aformentioned desktop environments and like other vanilla window managers, Fluxbox does exactly what it’s supposed to do; and that’s it. It’s entirely up to you to choose your web browser, email client, office suite, file maneger, terminal emulator and so forth which can take more time on your part but is very rewarding.

The first snag I came across installing Fluxbox on FreeBSD is that the port in the ports collection called fluxbox is actually not the one we want, but rather the fluxbox-devel. Despite the name, fluxbox-devel is the stable release. Caught me out the first time!

fluxbox.png

Once you have the base fluxbox window manager, just add exec fluxbox to your ~/.xinitrc file, then type startx to fire her up.

The configuration files are created in a new folder ~/.fluxbox in your home directory. The customisable settings are in the init file, and you can customise the right-click desktop menu with the surprisingly titled menu file. Is good yah.

To use your own custom desktop backgrounds, you need to install a seperate image viewing program, such as feh which can be found in the ports collection under graphics. After installing, just modify your init file so the line rootCommands: reads rootCommands: fbdeskbg -f /path/to/your/image. You can also pass images to feh on the command line to open them:

Chuck Norris Llamas

Chuck Norris and a Llama, what more do you need? :D ;)

As for file managers I chose ROX-Filer because it’s lightweight and zippy but still allows thumbnailing of images which is very impressive. Again, it’s in the ports collection:

ROX-Filer on Fluxbox

The verdict? Even on slow machines Fluxbox whoops some serious arse, and on my MacBook Pro it works faster than I can type the commands! For many situations I’ll definitely consider it, but I’m a sucker for nice graphics so for my production machines I’ll stick with the desktop environments for now; but I must admit Fluxbox + ROX-Filer is a very nice combination.

Surprisingly the folks over at Fluxbuntu have had a very similar idea and are implementing Fluxbox and ROX-Filer over Ubuntu Linux. If it weren’t for the fact it’s not FreeBSD I’d check it out, looks very intresting.

My other *NIX desktop environment related posts:

Do sarcastic girls turn you off?

Aretha!As if the original Blues Brothers wasn’t the best movie of all time, and as if Aretha Franklin doesn’t rock!

What started off as emails regarding arabican caffinated beverages (none of that robusta Nescafe junk) has now progressed to the point where I was asked:

Speaking of humor, I read that funny woman turn off men - women want a man who is a humor “generator,” while men seek a humor “appreciator.”

Based on experience, I say COMPLETELY True. Men are so threatened by sarcasm from women (Thanks, great professors of behavioral studies for only coming up with this now). What do you think?

I think there is some level of truth in your observations; it is true there is a feeling generated when you get someone to laugh that just feels darned good, and if it’s a member of the opposite sex, more power to you ;).

From where I stand, I think it takes a certain level of intelligence to be able to pull off randomness and sarcasm; I guess to some men random sarcastic women are scary because they don’t feel as smart and feel threatened intellectually.

To use computer networking terminology though (you speak what you know!): to me great humour isn’t a simplex connection, it’s duplex. In real world langauge, there isn’t any point to humour if it’s only one way. I want someone who I’ve just zinged to zing me back! To me telling a joke to someone and just getting laughter in response is boring because there’s no challenge. I might as well talk to a table with a canned laughter button (obligatory Monty Python reference).

haruhisign.gifI guess you could say that I’m the exact opposite; I really like girls who can make me laugh! That’s the reason why I am particularly drawn to the The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya anime over most others: the protagonist is so ridiculous and preposterous in her actions and so completely random!

I’d be interested to hear what other peoples have to say about it. Do sarcastic women turn you off? Do you prefer women that will just laugh at anything you say and not threaten you intellectually? Do you wear matching socks?