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This useless 810th post has the ID 1337

I’ve known for a while now that post ID numbers don’t correlate with the actual number of the post. For example, this post is the 810th published post but the internal ID is 1337. It seems the gap between the actual post number and the ID seems to be widening even faster now that WordPress keeps history of posts as well, as I understand it.

Aside from a few lingering problems, I can’t wait to move over to my own rolled eruby system, it’ll be great to be able to reference a post with the number it actually is! Imagine it: I could tell people to look up post number 810, and it would actually be post number 810 not 1337!

And because this post is 1337, here’s an obligatory picture of people wielding swords:

Yagami Kazuma and Kannagi Ayano from Kaze no Stigma
Yagami Kazuma and Kannagi Ayano from Kaze no Stigma. They both look really angry for some reason: nice colours though!

The Boeing 777 for the 777th post

Despite WordPress assigning this post as p1198, this is in fact the 777th post! Yes, it’s time for another one of our really hated loved Useless Rubenerd Blog Milestones!

Given the fact I’m in the 700+ range of posts, there are some posts which have the same number as famous Boeing jetliners. Having nurtured an interest in commercial aviation since I was a kid, I figured I’d create some small posts about these planes. I missed the boat on the 707/720 and 727 (no, I’m sorry the 717 was the MD-95!) but I did do posts on these 7×7s: 3, 4, 5 and 6.

Singapore Airlines Boeing 777-300 9V-SWA on Wikipedia by Juergen Lehle
Very sleek Singapore Airlines Boeing 777-300 9V-SWA from Wikipedia by Juergen Lehle

Despite the name "Boeing 777", the Boeing 777 was designed by Boeing Commercial Airplanes in response to the then large capacity gap between the 767-300ER and the 747-400. The 777 is currently the world’s largest twin engined commercial airliner; in laymen’s terms this means its the largest commercial airliner to have more than 2 full-sized engines, but less than 4. It can carry between 283 and 368 passengers in a three-class configuration and has a top range of 17,500 kilometres, or 6,890,314,960.63 inches for those who use the Imperial system.

The Boeing 777 was the first airliner to be fully designed on a computer; despite this a smaller ratio of airframes have been involved in catastrophic crashes as compared to other airliners currently flying. In another departure (pun intended) from traditional design, eight airlines were directly involved from the beginning of the project (Cathay Pacific, American, Delta, All Nippon Airways, British Airways, Japan Airlines, Qantas, and United).

The latest generation 777s use the world’s largest diameter (3.25m) and most powerful turbofan engines currently avaliable: the General Electric GE90-115B. To get an idea of how gigantic these engines are, take a look at this classic Boeing 747 which has been retrofitted with a GE90 (inner) compared to the original engine (outer):

A GE90-115B mounted on the #2 pylon of GE's Boeing 747 flight test aircraft at the Mojave Airport in 2002
A GE90-115B mounted on the #2 pylon of GE’s Boeing 747 flight test aircraft at the Mojave Airport in 2002 by Alan Radecki Akradecki

As of May 2008, 56 customers have placed orders for 1,080 777s, with Singapore Airlines being the largest customer; Singapore Airlines of course being the national airline of Singapore, strange though it may seem.

You can find out more about the Boeing 777 at their official website.

Boeing 767 for post 767

Despite WordPress assigning this post as p1186, this is in fact the 767th post! Yes, it’s time for another one of our really hated loved Useless Rubenerd Blog milestones!

Given the fact I’m in the 700+ range of posts, there are some posts which have the same number as famous Boeing airliners. Being a huge fan of commercial aviation, I figured I’d create some small posts about these planes. I missed the boat on the 707/720 and 727 (no, I’m sorry the 717 was the MD-95!) but I did do posts on the 737, 747 and 757

Filling lunch!
This is clearly the wrong picture

The Boeing 767 airliner was first introduced by Boeing (no joke) in 1978 and began flying with airlines in 1982. It was designed for short to medium range travel with a twin jet configuration and a range of 9,400 to 12,200 km’s and the ability to carry 181 to 375 passengers. The capacity could be increased for a nominal fee by bolting deck chairs on the wings; surprisingly no airline took up Boeing on the offer. Unlike most competing airframes for that market segment from the time period, the 767 was designed with a widebody, dual isle configuration.

A defining feature of the 767 was its common cockpit and avionics design with the 757, meaning a pilot trained to fly one could learn and be certified to fly the other in a very short amount of time.

Demand for the 767 peaked in 1997, when the 767-400ER was introduced and implemented by a number of American airlines to replace their aging Lockheed L-1011s and Douglass DC-10 trijets, not to be confused with AMD tricore desktop processors or Star Trek tricorders. Demand has especially fallen recently as plans for the direct replacement 787 Dreamliner have been made. Today most customers are purchasing airframes for use as cargo freighters; the 767 derived KC-767 aerial refueling platforms have also been purchased in large numbers by the Italian, Japanese and American governments.

ANA 767-381ER at Singapore Changi Airport, by Andrew Hunt
ANA 767-381ER at Singapore Changi Airport, by Andrew Hunt

Boeing 757 for post 757

Despite WordPress assigning this post as p1177, this is in fact the 757th post! Yes, it’s time for another one of our really hated loved Useless Rubenerd Blog milestones!

Given the fact I’m in the 700+ range of posts, there are some posts which have the same number as famous Boeing airliners. Being a huge fan of commercial aviation, I figured I’d create some small posts about these planes. I missed the boat on the 707/720 and 727 (no, I’m sorry the 717 was the MD-95!) but I did do posts on the 737 and 747.

757 in Geneva, by Alejandro Pérez
757 in Geneva, by Alejandro Pérez

The 757 was first introduced by Boeing in 1983 to replace the aging 727 trijet for short to medium range flights. Its narrow body design had similar cross section dimensions to the 707/720, 727 and 737 and was able to service hot and high climates. Despite production ending in 2004, 1,019 of the 757’s built out of 1,050 are in active service, mostly in North America and Western Europe. The capacity bracket the 757-200 served has since been replaced by a stretched and extended range version of the 737, the 900ER. The -300 series will be replaced by the 787 Dreamliner.

A defining feature of the 757 was its common cockpit and avionics design with the 767, meaning a pilot trained to fly one could learn to fly the other in a very short amount of time. In relation to it’s size, the 757 also has a very high ground clearance, especially when it’s in the air (that was me trying to make a funny), perhaps after lessons learned from trying to fit wide turbofans onto a low ground clearance plane such as the 737.

From a purely engineering standpoint, and to use the very technical language that people in the Illuminati use to describe commercial aircraft, to me 757s always looked like pug dogs from the front. And the angle of the windows makes them look cross. Is that just me?

Zhang Xuan painter post

Despite WordPress assigning this post the ID of 1173, this is post 755. It caught my attention because the year 755 was when Zhāng Xuān (張萱) was born, the famous Chinese painter. I remember him really well because of a print we had in our lounge room when I was growing up in Australia, and it just so happens Wikipedia has a picture of it:

Spring Outing of the Tang Court

Not exactly my cup of tea nowadays, but seeing it was a real nostalgia trip for me.

Does this post count as a pointless Rubenerd Blog milestone?

747 post, bad taking off pun

Despite WordPress assigning this post as p1166, this is in fact the 747th post! Yes, it’s time for another one of our really hated loved Useless Rubenerd Blog milestones!

Given the fact I’m in the 700+ range of posts, there are some posts which have the same number as famous Boeing airliners. Being a huge fan of commercial aviation, I figured I’d create some small posts about these planes. I missed the boat on the 707/720 and 727 (no, I’m sorry the 717 was the MD-95!) but I did do one on the Boeing 737.

Boeing 747-400 series Singapore Airlines

The first things
The Boeing 747 is perhaps the most recognisable and well known commercial airliner (aside from the Concorde and the Spruce Goose!). It was the world’s first wide-bodied airliner and one of the earlist to use huge, high bypass turbofan engines which were much quieter and more fuel efficient than the slimmer but much more noisy and smoke producing turbojets of earlier planes.
Why the 747 has that "hump"
The placement of the cockpit on a deck above the primary seating area (on the "hump" as it were) was not done initially to allow for a second deck of passengers, but purely for helping with the transport of cargo.

Having the cockpit in a second level allowed the main nose area of the 747 to open up like a hinge: this meant large cargo containers could easily be loaded and offloaded. It also helped to protect the pilots from containers crushing them from behind if the plane went into free-fall or crashed. Ouch!

Boeing 747-400 series Cargolux

Future proofing for SSTs
The 747 was deliberately designed to be future proof for airlines that purchased them. At the time, Boeing theorised that most people would be flying in supersonic airliners from the 1970s onwards, so they designed the 747 with cargo friendly features so that passenger versions could easily be converted into freighters in the future. Therefore they could sell more planes to airlines with the assurance they’d still be useful when SSTs (super sonic transports, like Concorde) took over.

Of course, we all know that SSTs were a colossal flop, but at the time they seemed like the future.

Versions
The initial 747-100 (1970) was designed with a very small "hump" which was used as a passenger relaxation area and bar; according to Wikipedia Boeing simply didn’t know what to do with that small amount of space! The 747-200 (1971) replaced the lounge with regular passenger seating, and the 747SP (1976) (for special performance) was created with a shorter fuselage to increase range.

The 747-300 (1980) was the first of the next generation of 747s which had a SUD (stretched upper deck) as default which allowed for more seating on the top deck; it also had more efficient engines and a greater range. The 747-400 (1989) was radically redesigned with more advanced electronics, a glass cockpit (replacing mechanical dials with computer screens) and winglets to improve fuel efficiency and range.

The 747-8 is the intended successor expected to enter service in 2010 to compete with the Airbus A380. Given industry delays, we can expect it sometime in 2094.

Boeing 747-400 series Qantas. My favourite airline livery!

737 posts, bad taking off pun

Despite WordPress assigning this post as p1155, this is in fact the 737th post! Yes, it’s time for another one of our favourite Useless Rubenerd Blog milestones!

I thought I’d celebrate this useless post by espousing some facts on the Boeing 737 which, ironically, has the same family model number as this post.

Ansett Australia 737-377
A late Ansett Australia Boeing 737-377 showing the weird landing gear wells and triangular engines, by Frank Schaefer

Sales
The 737 is the greatest selling aircraft family of all time; placing the value of the design even higher than the revenues from Jim Kloss Domestic Airways before he sold out to Alaska Air. Wondered how he managed to buy all that land and audio equipment? Now you know!

Wikipedia claims that since 1967 there have been over 7,800 ordered and over 5,600 delivered (as of 2008), there are over 1,250 of the type airborne at any given time and on average a 737 departs or lands somewhere every five seconds.

Weird design!
Unlike virtually any other modern jetliners, the landing gear in the 737 aren’t covered by any doors, they retract into special wells and become flush with the fuselage.

The turbofans are also weird in that they’re not circular or elliptical, but almost a rounded triangle shape! This was due to the fact that the earlier generation 737’s from the 1960s used long, thin turbojets wheras the more modern airframes use CFM56’s turbofans which are shorter and much wider, and therefore require a hell of a lot more ground clearance!

Design nostaligia
The cockpit section (at least externally) is close to identical to the Boeing 727 trijet and the 707, America’s first and the world’s earliest commercially successful jet airliner from 1958!

These three designs also share the same fuselage width, and their use of tires on the landing gear and doors to enter and exit the aircraft.

More than you ever thought you needed to know, or wanted to know I’m sure. What can I say, I’m a guy with a lot of varying, unrelated and highly unnecessary interests!

Ansett Australia 737-377
737 flying over Adelaide :). Taken by David Morrell.
The black building right in the background in the CBD is where my office at Oracle was. It really is a beautiful city.

Useless post 700 post milestone post

It’s come time once again (brace yourselves) to pay tribute to yet another useless Rubenerd Blog milestone, the posting of the 700th entry!

No no, Yuki is actually quite overcome with amazement, she’s just containing her excitement. As I’m sure you are too. Does this count as blogging Dave?

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