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Coldplay snubs Adelaide on their Aussie tour

Coldplay photo by Wonker Wonker
Coldplay photo by Wonker Wonker

As much of a popular music snob I am (even when I was 13 couldn’t stand 95% of the music I was hearing on the youth Top 40 radio stations!), I do admit to being a huge fan of Coldplay. They’re unconventional, their lyrics are lucid and thought provoking, and the style is such a breath of fresh air.

For fans of the English Chris Martin and Co. in Adelaide though, we’ve been excluded from their scheduled tour of Australia. According to Adelaide Now, they’ll only be performing in Perth, Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane.

Despite my general apathy towards online petitions given they generally do little to zilch, I’ve signed the Adelaide Now and Sunday Mail’s petition to bring Coldplay to Adelaide; if you’re a South Aussie you might want to as well. So far they’ve collected over 1,000 signatures.

As a followup to this post, one sentence from the Adelaide Now article stood out:

A schedule clash with High School Musical Live, on at the Entertainment Centre from February 28 to March 8, means the band could only play in Adelaide after its final Australian concert in Sydney on March 12.

I’ve always thought the entire High School Musical franchise is extremely fake and downright creepy, but I never thought it could end up being partly responsible for messing up a Coldplay concert timetable. Darn you Disney!

On an unrelated note, any idea when they’ll be in Singapore next?

Countdown to 1000 posts, thank you everyone!

An Adelaide Airport addendum post thing

Adelaide Airport free WiFi

In my previous post (On Adelaide Airport, Embraer E-Jets) I almost forgot to mention the best thing about Adelaide Airport, shown above. Internode of course is one of Australia’s largest ISPs and is based right here.

Which leads to the inevitable question: is it sad to have your life completely dependent on a computer network? Is it healthy? Should I be concerned? Should others be concerned? Can you get a brain ethernet implant or something? Perhaps I shouldn’t be asking these questions!

It was a hot one in Adelaide yesterday

Screenshot from the PktWeather iPhone app from yesterday
Screenshot from the PktWeather iPhone app from yesterday

We had a sweltering 36 degree day (98.something Fahrenheit) yesterday here in Adelaide; and if it wasn’t bad enough even the breezes themselves felt like they were coming out of an oven. Fortunately it’s a much cooler 27 degrees today, though UV is still "extreme".

For comparison, Singapore generally averages 32 degrees (89.something Fahrenheit) during the day, every day, all year!

Video: Now there’s a gas leak in Adelaide!

It’s been an eventful few weeks in Adelaide. A few weeks ago it was a bomb scare in a bank in the CBD, now I’ve just received a text message from my sister that there’s a severe gas leak on North Terrace: there are ambulances, fire trucks and police cars swarming everywhere!

UPDATE: It was discussed on Seven’s 6pm news a few minutes ago, I recorded it and uploaded the video on YouTube:

And other Australians sometimes accuse Adelaide of being the "boring" state capital… can you believe it?

Open seven days a week, it means to us

At Bernie Lewis home loans, we’re standing by to help, including Saturdays and Sundays.

Because that’s what being available seven days a week, means to us.

Yes, generally a five day working week plus Saturday and Sunday means seven days to us too. I guess it’s just their own way in their advertising of showing that as a real estate finance broker they know their arithmetic. Alienates less people that listing the first three thousand digits of Euler’s number.

What I want to know is, do they claim to be open all month, including the first week? Because that’s what being open four weeks means to me!

Not everyone approves of Ginger in Rundle Mall

For the benefit of those who haven’t visited Adelaide, Rundle Mall (Google Maps view) is a fresco-styled, outdoor shopping street closed off from traffic. It runs parallel to North Terrace, from King William Street to Pultney Street, and according to Wikipedia, it was the first such shopping street to open in Australia.

As part of a rebranding and promotion effort, The People’s Republic of Animation was commissioned along with Clemenger BBDO Adelaide to create a television commercial and related material. The result was a commercial and banners in the mall itself emphasising the different seasons that can be experienced outdoors in the mall as opposed to enclosed shopping centres.

According to the site, the scenery drew inspiration from artist Tadahiro Uesugi:

The biggest artistic inspiration for us was the Japanese artist Tadahiro Uesugi. Tadahiro’s work captures the colours and light quality of each season and this was something we wanted to replicate in the commercial. We made the ad in a way that if you were to pause on any frame it would look like a piece of artwork in it’s own right.

Along with the different scenery, a character called Ginger was created who’s clothes change along with the seasons on the mall banners, along with the hundreds of other animated characters in the background of the television commercial. I thought it was creative and fun, and above all different!

According to James Calvert, who directed the TVC:

Recreating the Adelaide institution that is Rundle Mall turned out to be one of the most challenging yet rewarding jobs I have had to do as an animation director. Our main character “Ginger” had to walk down the Mall in one continuous shot, while around her the seasons changed. Ginger had to change costumes and so did each of our 100 background characters.

It seems though others don’t approve. In today’s Adelaide Advertiser paper, Tory Shepard writes in an article Children exposed to bizarre body images:

Toys such as Bratz and animated creations such as Ginger - the face of the Rundle Mall advertising campaign - have tiny bodies with long legs, stick-thin arms and waists less than half the size of their heads.

Nutrition and body image experts warn that body shapes such as these - which are similar to Barbie’s outrageous dimensions - would not be physically possible in real life.

Butterfly Foundation general manager Julie Thomson said the cartoon-like body shapes were “quite dangerous”. “They’re obviously fantasy, but when they’re being presented in a way that they’re somehow or another based in reality, that’s actually quite dangerous.”

Rubenerd Show 250 As I discussed rather haphazardly on Rubenerd Show 250, I can’t help but think that such comments take such material far too literally. This is a cartoon, not a retouched photograph in a sleazy lad’s magazine! They also don’t seem give much credit to the intelligence of the people whom they’re discussing. I would go even go as far as to say that they’re being condescending.

I also can’t help but feel they’re playing the favoritism guitar. Favouritism guitar? For example, why is there no mention in this article about how men are subjected in advertising as well? Why didn’t I read about the men in cologne advertisements without shirts and testosterone and steroid pumped rugby players who wear tiny shorts? Are they just taking this issue too far?

Fortunately for me the comments section in the online version of the article is full of people who feel the same way:

What an absolute joke this story is, just like with any animation these dolls (as horrible as they may be) are a stylised representation…nothing more. Can’t believe the Advertiser sees it fit for a front page story! ~ Jamie G

I think that children might just be able to tell the difference between animated and real images, unlike these ranting “experts”. As one animated and overweight character would say; “Doh!” ~ Leslie of Northfield SA

What about the boy Bratz dolls? Aren’t they just as bad for the young boys? ~ SC

Can’t wait for my 6 year old daughter to tell me she is deperate to be like Lisa from the Simpsons - you know smart but with only 4 fingers. Oh yeah dreading the day that happens! GET REAL. ~ Cheryl Gee

Umm…. It’s called a ‘Caricature’. Look it up in the dictionary. ~ Leigh of Adelaide

These were my favourites though:

I would suggest that the saturation of advertisements selling consumption lifestyles out of many people’s grasp contribute more to low self esteem than some mis-proportionate dolls. ~ sa_paperboy of livejournal

Let’s ban all cartoons and animated movies to save our kids from "bizarre body images"!! And while we’re at it, ban stupid "news" stories, in case they have an adverse "subliminal impact" and people take them seriously! ~ A Smith of rural SA

What’s your opinion?

Sunrise, Spring and September musingS

As I sit here at the Boatdeck Cafe I can’t help but remember that I ordered a tea instead of a coffee to start the week off right, however I forgot that tea doesn’t have the same effect on my brain as coffee when it comes to producing disjointed rambling weblog posts that have little real content or value, perhaps other than to assure you dear reader that you are a more interesting person than I, or at the least can express yourself with wittier prose. If after reading other Rubenerd Blog "rambling posts" this post seems bland by comparison, especially if you compare it, I apologise and advise you to microwave your left shoe for a few minutes to get your fill of random, pointless observable fun.

ASIDE: Please don’t put your shoe in the microwave. Okay you can put your shoe in the microwave, but if anyone catches you, don’t mention me or this website. I don’t want to get involved or be associated with your podiatric sado-masacism.

Sunrise weather map for today

It’s the first of September, and you know what that means? Yes, that’s right, it means that the last number in reverse order ISO dates changes back to a 01, specifically 2008.09.01. Sometimes I’m so exciting it’s just hard to contain myself.

Pointless number adventures aside for a moment (I’m sorry I know you all love them), the first of September is important because here in the Southern Hemisphere it’s officially the first day of spring, which means winter is over! According to an ABC news report I watched last week, it has been one of Adelaide’s coldest winters on record, and as you all know if it’s on television, it has to be true!

Unfortunately it sure doesn’t feel like spring right now, the weather outside is dark and overcast and the wind is strong and chilly. How misleading to call this weather spring when clearly it’s colder than a refrigerator out here, though decidedly less tasty. People in Alaska have absolutely no idea what we’re going through; Canadians, Europeans and Japanese would be equally clueless.

Thanks to our fantastic new digital USB TV tuner that could, we watched the morning Sunrise show on Channel 7 and saw how our current home compared to others around the country. I guess Adelaide doesn’t look as dreary as Melbourne this morning, though decidedly less warm and bright as Sydney and Brisbane!

Sunrise live weather image of Adelaide

Sunrise live weather image of Melbourne

Sunrise live weather image of Sydney

Sunrise live weather image of Brisbane

Having lived in all four of these cites at some point in my life, I can say with confidence that Adelaide has sure felt the coldest out of the four so far. Perhaps it’s because I’m in my early 20s now compared to when I was 0-9 when I lived in those places, and my poor, frail old bones just can’t take it as well as they used to. Again, nobody could possibly imagine what I’m going through right now, because nobody knows… the trouble I’ve seen… nobody knows… my bones.

Getting back to Sunrise though, I think it’s hilarious how sometimes I’m really in the mood for listening to the banter on morning television, and sometimes I wake up early and am so irritated to see their happy faces I want to punch the television… which would be a shame because my television is my computer screen. I guess punching an LCD would hurt a lot less than punching a Cathode Ray Tube though: for starters an LCD isn’t even solid material anyway right? So I’d be okay, right?

I wish I could be that energetic first thing in the morning!

So it’s the beginning of spring, let’s hope it starts feeling like it is soon! For what it’s worth, my MacBook Pro is still performing whisper quietly after I replaced the fan on the right hand side: I’m thinking come summer I’ll need it.

And now if you’d excuse me, I have to figure out why our real estate agent claims our latest rent payment didn’t go through when I have a printed statement from my credit union clearly showing otherwise; I have to get a replacement Medicare card because my old one started to crack along the magnetic strip; I need to get a new Proof of Age card because my address has changed; and finally I need to get in contact with the doctors and medical insurance companies in Malaysia and Singapore to get more details the university here is requesting. Perhaps I will order that coffee after all!

Spring has sprung,
The grass has riz;
I wonders where
My 8 port surged protected powerboard is

Starbucks shuts down in South Australia

It is with a heavy heart and solemn, somewhat slower key strokes as I sit here using the public WiFi in the city that I inform all those who don’t yet know that Starbucks is closing all their stores in South Australia. Stores are also closing in other states, but according to the Adelaide Advertiser paper I read yesterday you’ll still be able to get your bucky goodness in Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane.

Endangered Adelaide Starbucks stuff
My last haul from the Starbucks in Rundle Mall.

As I said in a previous pro-Starbucks, pro-Ikea post, I know it’s definitely not politically correct to admit you like a transnational corporation, but for me they’ve always been more than just an overpriced foreign coffee shop with swish little brown paper cup holders.

The Starbucks in the Paragon Shopping Centre in Singapore was my late mum’s and my refuge after she finished her chemotherapy every few days; we’d split a cheesecake and drink our Americanos in those giant soft lounge chairs and talk about the most esoteric, philosophical and downright silly things for hours. It was the few hours before the chemo and pain set back in, and she still had the energy to make playful jabs and zings. I’m not sure if I ever told her how much those outings meant to me before she passed on, but I do know that whenever I enter any one of their stores a wave of familiarity passes over me and I feel as though she could be there somewhere, somehow. Ridiculous I know, but there it is.

Back to Adelaide, I can remember when the Rundle Mall outlet of Starbucks first opened. It was 2006 and I had been studying here for a year already, and I was so excited. Starbucks was such a big part of my life in Singapore and Malaysia, and to be able to walk down possibly the greatest shopping street in Australia with a Caramel Macchiato prepared the same way I asked for it in those other aforementioned places was just fantastic. It’s ironic that an American multinational actually reminds me of my homes in Asia and not the other way around!

Starbucks Australia website showing closing notice
Starbucks Australia website showing closing notice

My sister Elke and I went to the store today for their final day of trading, and all the Starbucks branded cups with “Adelaide” printed on them were understandably all gone. I’m glad I was able to buy and keep one back when they first opened! I got a Venti Caramel Macchiato, no skim milk this time. Also picked up a box of Tazo Green Tea, if you’re in a place with a Starbucks (still!) try one out, they really make some fantastic cuppas. They were also handing out postcards thanking everyone here for their patronage over the last few years:

We would like to thank all of out customers for your commitment and dedication to all our stores over the past eight years and we are sad to say this store will be closing.

Very unflattering photo of me outside the Rundle Mall Starbucks. It will be gone by tomorrow.

To top it off, Elke took a terribly unflattering photo of me standing outside the Rundle Mall outlet next to their sign, on their last day. Why she couldn’t wait until I wasn’t making a silly face I have no idea! Cheerio Starbucks, was nice to have you here while you were here. Guess I’ll have to wait till my next trip to Melbourne again, just like I used to.