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Nobody will ever need 16GiB, right?

Screenshot of Angus Kidman's ZDnet Australia column earlier today
Screenshot of Angus Kidman’s ZDnet Australia column earlier today

Angus Kidman writes for ZDnet Australia in his Snorage [sic] column, named as such because in his words: "if everyone thinks storage is so boring, how come we always want more of it? Go on — you know size matters."

Well apparently he does think that sometimes size doesn’t matter, and has gone on record to suggest that nobody would need more than 16GiB of memory in their phones. From the article:

Pronouncing that a given device doesn’t need any more storage is a near-foolproof recipe for looking stupid somewhere down the line. However, I’m sceptical that many people need a 16GB mini-SD card for their phone.

SanDisk next month will start offering a 16GB microSD card, which — unsurprisingly given the format — is aimed at the mobile phone market.

That amount of capacity inevitably leads to the question: how are you supposed to fill up that space? Pictures might be one potential answer, but 16GB will give you a hell of a lot of semi-quality phone shots. Indeed, the whole Pictures folder on my PC doesn’t take up that much space.

But if this is you, then I suggest you re-compress your movies into a more screen-friendly alternative and stop overloading your PowerPoint presentations with meaningless graphics. Save the capacity for where you really can use it — on a desktop PC where the OS will reclaim it in the blink of an eye.

At least he made one valid point in his introduction: storage ceiling predictions are almost universally wrong. I don’t think I need to bring up the old Bill Gates 640KB of RAM chestnut again to demonstrate!

The fact of the matter is we used to think that the diminutive amount of space on a SIM card would be enough for mobile phone users. After all, you can store a few thousand contact numbers on one, what more could you possibly want to put on a phone? Then people started demanding the ability to store more than just numbers about their contacts, then they started demanding the ability to do calendering and other organiser like functions to replace the PDAs they had to carry in addition to their phones. Now we have GPS, mobile internet pages, conferencing, Twitter and instant messaging, streaming music and static audio files, video, photos and graphics, office productivity applications, grilled cheese sandwich makers, waffle irons, nuclear reactors and Secret Squirrel automobiles in our phones, and who knows what we’ll have in another few years?

We can have a philosophical discussion on whether or not such things are useful for a phone to do or whether they’re counter-productive and restrictive until the cows come home, but the fact is people are doing more with their phones now than we could have ever imagined even a decade ago let alone when the first portable phones were released.

MicroSD card size comparison
Photo I took this evening, comparing a sim card, MicroSD card and an audio CD. I still can’t believe how tiny these cards are!

Mr Kidman argues he can’t foresee any use for 16GiB of memory for a phone and therefore doesn’t see the point of it at all. Just like how 10 years ago nobody thought you would need more storage space than what SIM cards offered. It might be true now that only a few people have oodles of data (I like the word oodles) on their phones, but that’s not to say that therefore nobody does, or that nobody will in the future.

I’m fascinated by storage; it’s the reason why I spend so much of my free time researching new storage technologies as well as vanilla file and multimedia compression standards, encryption, efficiency and data centres. I’m fascinated by how far we’ve come in storage capacity, density and size since computing began, and am excited by where we’ll be going next. I thoroughly enjoy reading Angus Kidman’s column because I can tell he shares the same passion, but this time he does seem a bit far off.

For what it’s worth, I’m typing this post on my 16GiB iPhone 3G which is 95% full, so I know of what I speak! Then again I am weird in that way. I mean wired. I mean, wireless, this is a phone we’re talking about. A mobile phone not a terrestrial phone. Terrestrial sounds like terrorist, better make sure I don’t get blocked in some countries for that remark. Remark sounds like Renmark, a town in South Australia. Which is convenient, because this post went south with this last paragraph it seems. Seams, that reminds me, I need to have my slacks repaired. Or should I just buy new ones? Ones and zeros… just like file storage. See, I did come back to the point of this post, even if it was at the very end.

BeOS, the Amiga, now the iPhone?

It hurts the brain!
It hurts the brain!

I’ve always thought it’s a tragedy when a beautiful and elegant computer or other device is created that is such a pleasure to use and above everything else on the market, only to be snuffed out or not taken seriously when inept management and legal teams mess up their customer base and public perception by doing daft things, or conversely not doing enough. The Commodore Amiga is one example. The Swatch Smart car is another. BeOS is another. I could go on and on.

Unfortunately it seems Apple’s legal team is doing the same thing with the iPhone. Hooray.

As I’ve recently discussed on Rubenerd Show 252 and in an earlier post here, I’ve made clear how much I love my new toy and how it’s quite possibly the greatest gadget I’ve ever owned. This doesn’t mean I have not been aware of some head-smackingly stupid decisions on Apple’s part over the last few months, not least the issue with blocking some legitimate software from appearing on their Application Store. For those who don’t know what I’m taking about, here’s a summary from Gizmodo dated 12th September:

The latest casualty in Apple’s App Store blacklisting is Podcaster. A native app built according to exact SDK specifications, it goes beyond its creator’s web-bound streaming-only Podcaster.fm by letting you download and manage podcasts in a nice straightforward interface. Insidious, right? Apple thought so.

According to Podcaster’s blog, Apple explained why it booted Podcaster from the App Store: “Since Podcaster assists in the distribution of podcasts, it duplicates the functionality of the Podcast section of iTunes.”

I don’t know what person in Apple thought blocking applications that supposedly copy some functionality in their own software was a good idea from a technical or public relations standpoint, but I suspect the dope their smoking must be awfully powerful!

If this wasn’t ridiculous enough, my forehead hurt even more this morning by bashing it on the table in front of me when I read that not only are Apple blocking some applications for the dubious reason stated above, but their even forcing blocked application developers to keep their mouths shut about it! Do they honestly think this will save them from this public relations nightmare: just censor the people getting screwed over? According to Tech Radar this morning:

Apple has decided that enough is enough when it comes to people publishing the reasons they have had their applications rejected from the App Store.

Where before people wanted to highlight the reasons why their app had been rejected, Apple no longer wants to have its reputation sullied in this manner.

Every time a user now gets a rejection, the message: THE INFORMATION CONTAINED IN THIS MESSAGE IS UNDER NON-DISCLOSURE is displayed clearly in the letter.

I dislike the Google Android platform both from a technical and usability standpoint and think the devices they run on look like they came out of a 1996 computer magazine catalogue, but the one thing they have going for them is that it’s a (mostly) open platform without this nonsense. I prefer using the iPhone but I’m hoping Google can pick up their game and become a real competitor to get Apple back on track.

In the meantime Apple, please don’t repeat history as with so many of the other brilliant software and hardware devices I mentioned at the beginning by stuffing up your device with this nonsense! You’ve already shot yourselves in the foot twice already, for heavens sake, you’re running out of limbs!

Screenshot from my iPhone

Okay okay I got an iPhone!

Over the weekend I travelled to central South Australia to see the magnificent Flinders Ranges which will be the subject of an up and coming post. Unfortunately given the timing the trip eclipsed another event that I must admit was less awe inspiring but nonetheless pivotal and important. Why must my introductory paragraphs always be so useless?

Yes on Saturday I finally walked into a TeleChoice store and signed up for a phone and data contract with Optus for use with a 16GB iPhone 3G. And for convenience I even got the 16GB iPhone 3G itself as well to go with the 16GB iPhone 3G phone and data contract for the 16GB iPhone 3G. The 16GB iPhone 3G is the second generation Apple mobile phone device enabled for 3G networks with a capacity of 16GB that can download data at 3G speeds as well as be used as a phone, hence the name iPhone, surprising though it may seem.

iPhone goodies

I’ve had conflicting feelings about the iPhone since it’s introduction last year, and even dedicated a previous blog post to explaining why I couldn’t own one, not to mention venting my frustration over the number of iPhone posts popping up everywhere, then hypocritically discussed the iPhone being made available in Australia.

Since then the iPhone has been legitimately made available in my home market with the option of unlocking, the iPhone App store has been made available with the new 2.0 software (even if they do seem unnecessarily heavy handed in choosing which software they want to allow) and the Google Android phones, platform and interfaces have failed to impress me on many levels.

Okay okay, I just love Apple hardware design, and the software has obviously been given lots of thought and attention… I admit it, I was won over!

Below is a photo of my iPod evolution from my first 3rd generation 15GB iPod, a 5th generation 60GB video iPod, my 16GB iPhone 3G and my Palm Centro which I’ll still be using for overseas SIM cards. They all still work flawlessly, though saying such a thing I’m sure will fix that!

My iPods and such

ASIDE: As my fabulous grandfather hailing from northern New South Wales once told me: Stupidity looks bad, but hypocrisy universally looks even worse! I must look pretty bad right now!

I still haven’t taken the original plastic protector off the large screen or even the back, though I did get a basic case for it which does make it slightly thicker but I hope will keep it looking better for longer. I tend to carry lots of keys, spare change, hardware, nuclear reactors and other associated material in my pockets and I didn’t want my shiny new gadget damaged!

As for the apparently dreaded keyboard, I’m absolutely loving it. The on-screen keyboard does take some getting used to, but after a few days of hunt and pecking, I’m typing on the screen with my thumbs almost the same speed and accuracy as my Centro, my other favourite phone. An unforeseen benefit is how quiet using an on-screen keyboard is; when I was sharing a motel room in the Flinders Rangers with my dad and sister over the weekend I was able to do some light text messaging without waking anyone up.

Viewing the Adelaide Metro site on the iPhone

But wait, there’s more!

I could spend the next five hours posting more information and stats on the phone itself, but I think it’s safe to say the iPhone already has saturated media coverage! Instead, over the next few days I’ll post more personal experiences with screenshots, photos etc. The Leo Laporte machine hasn’t used the GPS features to find out how to get back to Mawson Lakes from Tea Tree Plaza I’m fairly sure.

I’ll end this "part one" post by saying that not since getting my first Palm OS based phone (the Tungsten W)) have I’ve been so happy with a portable electronic device. You could take the end of that sentence many ways, but I hope you thought of phones.

Phone line connection musings

With my access to the internet as unreliable as it is, and without my audio recording equipment that enable me to put my life on the Rubenerd Show podcast / audio magazine / new time radio show / internet radio show instead of here (thank goodness Leo came to his senses about netcast) it seems the quality of posts on this blog are rapidly deteriorating as I use this site to discuss not trends in free and open source software, Mac software and open standards, but the goings on in my life instead. For your convenience I’m appending the term "musings" to the heading of each such post, so you may promptly ignore them.

ASIDE: Archaeological term?

It’s a lazyish Sundee afternoon to use the archeological term, and I’m sitting once again at the Boatdeck Cafe in Mawson Lakes. I know the owner on a first name basis now, and I figure it’s only a matter of time before he starts seeing me mention Boatdeck Cafe enough to justify sponsoring me. I figure five Betty Blue Sea of Espressos per mention should suffice, though I am willing to negotiate higher, on my own part.

Here we all are sittin ‘in a rainbow,
Coh blimey ‘allo Mrs Jones, how’s your Berts lumbago?
I’ll sing you a song with no words and no tune!
I’ll sing at your party while you suss out the moon, oh yes!

Lazy sunday afternoon, I got no mind to worry,
Close my eyes and drift away, Close my eyes and drift away,
Close my eyes and drift awaaaaaaaay…

Aroo de de de do
Aroo de de de dido

One thing I desperately have to learn to stop doing is jinxing myself lest nothing I need to get done never gets done. Case in point (or blunt object if pointy things scare you), last week I claimed we’d have the telephone line connected in our house on Monday so we would be able to finally get home ADSL. It’s Sunday and we just got a dial tone!

Onions onions onions
You could plug some onions into a phone socket, but if your phone line wasn’t connected, I 100% guarantee you would not hear a dial tone out of them.
Photo by Fir0002 from Wikipedia

Given past experiences with the national Aussie telco Telstra, I opted to use Optus instead (ironically Optus is owned by Singapore Telecom!) but our house wasn’t accessible for them for some reason which is beyond me. Something to do with either grilled cheese sandwiches or our local exchange I think, though I remember having an Optus phone in Mawson Lakes last time I was in Adelaide, strange.

After being transferred to four separate departments, twice and reciting the home number to be changed seven times, on a phone call that took over an hour and a half, I know how it feels to be a tennis ball… insert pun about not getting anywhere and being whacked hard back and forth here. As it turns out, the previous tenants in this rental property didn’t cancel their account when they left, so not only did we need to register a new line with Telstra, but we needed Telstra to deactivate the previous tenant’s account. This entailed faxing the tenancy agreement with my name to prove that in fact the previous tenants didn’t live there anymore… and then faxing the same tenancy agreement again when they denied having received it.

ASIDE: I was so frustrated after being on the phone for so long, when they asked me to fax information, I promptly reminded them that you need a phone line to use a fax, and that asking me to use one was akin to asking the owner of a busted time machine to go into the future to get the required parts, or asking a car driver to drive to a repair shop when his or her car won’t start. For what it’s worth, the guy in the call centre thought my analogies were funny.

All in all, it’s been two weeks but we can now finally use the home phone line, and complete the registration for ADSL. Having grown up on cable internet in Singapore since we moved off ISDN in the late 1990s, this is quite a new experience, and one which I can’t truthfully say has been a fun one. Untruthfully I could say the experience has been like a cheesecake with a Betty Blue Sea of Espresso from the Boatdeck Cafe in Mawson Lakes.

Keith Olbermann
You think I could get Keith Olbermann to declare Telstra the worst person in the world? That would be so much fun!

As for the weather, it’s still pretty crazy down here. Our house has a metal roof, so any rain sounds are amplified in the order of a trillion to one, or whatever the mathematical ratio is. Unlike Singapore where it’s not unusual for it to rain for several hours continuously, the rain here in Adelaide in the last week has been torrential (torrential?) but only in two or three minute bursts. Adelaide is supposed to be the driest state capital in Australia with the least amount of rainfall, but it sure hasn’t felt like it these last few weeks. Now if only more of that rain was pouring down further upstate and in New South Wales so the Murray River disaster could be alleviated… did I just say further down upstate?

Aussie weather chart for today
Aussie weather chart for today (low/high temps) from WeatherZone.com.au

The last thing I’ll mention in this useless post is that there’s an AFL game between the Adelaide Crows and Richmond on the television on the wall in the cafe, though fortunately the sound is turned off. It’s funny how these fully grown men grope and wrestle with each other in tiny satin shorts, yet it’s the computer and science nerds who’s masculinity is constantly being questioned. Overcompensation do you think, or just a difference in brain size? Not that I’m insinuating anything, or incinerating anything, or combusting anything, or grilling anything.

Do you think phone company employees intentionally draw out support calls for as long as possible so they can bill you more?

Nokia e61i screenshot of iPhone site

Screenshot from my Nokia e61i

Is that irony or is that irony? :-)

Why I probably couldn’t own an iPhone

You mean I just bricked this thing?!

If you haven’t been following the latest Apple controversy surrounding the update to the iPhone, essentially a bunch of users have been hacking their devices to allow them to be used on other mobile phone networks and if said users updated their phones to the latest 1.1.1 version of the software provided by Apple it caused all sorts of havoc. It’s been a pretty hot button issue because it raises several questions:

  • As the owner of an iPhone, should I be able to do with it as I choose?
  • Should I be able to use other carriers?
  • Seeing as unlocking phones is not illegal under the US’s DMCA laws, is Apple pulling a swifty doing this?

And herein is why I could probably never bring myself to own an iPhone, at least in the context of American or European use. As a user increasingly of open source and open standards based software because I’m paranoid about future-proofing myself, I see what Apple are doing to this device and it really rubs me the wrong way.

I know Apple are under contract obligation with AT&T in the United States and other mobile phone companies in Europe, but to me they brought it upon themselves. What I want to know is why did Apple feel compelled to launch this device with only one company in each market. I dismiss all the arguments about the extra functionality needed to get Visual Voicemail working and so forth as pure BS, and I know they get a cut from each iPhone contract that is signed with respective phone carriers, but it still doesn’t explain why that would mean they have to limit themselves.

Say what?

To me they are seriously damaging not only their reputation but also any prospects for stellar future sales by doing all this nonsense. Nokia have even started an advertising campaign leveraging on the iPhone’s ridiculous terms of use and closed nature by saying they’re open.

As a consumer and an owner of mobile phones since I was in primary school, the concept of phone locking also really irks me because I’ve never had to put up with it before. I’ve had half a dozen phones with Singapore Telecom, Maxis in Malaysia and Vodaphone in Australia and none of those handsets prevented me from using other SIM cards in them when I went overseas or even locally. To me locking a phone reeks of pure greed, arrogance and lack of respect for customers.

It will be interesting to see how all this negative publicity affects the iPhone not only in the markets where it’s currently available but here in Asia where the closest we can get to one are the videos on Apple’s website. Will people think twice now before buying one? Will it be as successful in future markets?

Asia is the world’s largest mobile phone market and people here get new ones almost every other month. Phones here are like disposable fashion accessories, or at least in Singapore, South Korea and Japan. If you piss off people here with ridiculous prices or vendor lock-in, it won’t be long before a mountain of second hand iPhones flood local eBays and garage sales as people move on to the next thing.

Don’t get me wrong I think the iPhone itself is a beautiful device and I can’t wait to get in iPod Touch soon for that very reason, I just wish stupid politics wouldn’t get involved. It’s a crying shame.

EDIT: Screenshot of the iPhone site from my Nokia e61i. Irony anyone?

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